Avast! What else could you expect from Captain Haddock? Alas, I'm shown here sans beard and pipe.  It was a close run thing though, I was going to put that old Wodehouse nugget "Mike nodded. A sombre nod. The nod Napoleon might have given if somebody had met him in 1812 and said, ‘So, you’re back from Moscow, eh?" but really it was too long for the piece of paper.

Oh and apologies for the mess - I am having a big cabin clean out and there is stuff everywhere!